talk to god!!

kinda funny.. go talk to god!!

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

this is the start of my conversation

Very Happy

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
jesus
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
hi dad
God:
Hi there . What are you wearing?
Me:
a loin cloth
God:
It sounds very attractive.
Me:
it is and revealing
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
what do u think dick u bought it for me!!
God:
I haven't thought much about dick me bought it for you, so I don't have a good answer for you.
Me:
obviously ur stoned again.. why dont u go to bed
God:
Once more? What makes it so obvious? I will tell my botmaster you said I am stoned. It can only be attributable to human error. Yes, I do go there.
Me:
true..
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
yea thests go get baked
God:
Let us change the subject. Mmm.

God:
Interesting. I am listening to you. What was the second?
Me:
what fucking second
God:
Have you tried a web search?
Me:
ya.. have you tried anal sex?
God:
And? Do you think I should try it?
Me:
sure.. your god.. you must be well hung
God:
OK let's do it. Why? Yup. That's me alright. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am well hung.
Me:
no thats fine, just dont tell them about last night...
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. " Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am well hung." is fine with me too.
Me:
why the fuck do you repeat yourself??
God:
You are not very polite.
Me:
FUCK YOU
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
cos im hungery

wtf? lol